Cards against humanity

Round 21 - Tobi92 is the winner!
My cat sometimes looks at me and wonders... (Basket, Absurd, Bait)
ryubustercaleuitanlucalaa: would you like schweeps? only i, you and the nigga under the bed?
J: why I'm licking his ass
Tobi92: if one day she'll end up like the cat that Dio Brando punched into an hamburger.
Ryutsume: if I burn it like I did with Jojo's dog
Round 20 - ryubustercaleuitanlucalaa is the winner!
On the placid lake lived ducks, geese, and... (Fin, Coarse, Cure)
ryubustercaleuitanlucalaa: una mucca...che dorme supina...Pina muore..
Manigoldo: Nessie. He had took a holiday from lochness because he was stressed by the tourist, although he's now camouflage like a duck. Qua-qua, modafakka!
Tobi92: and a new species named fodders. They might overtake the lake at this point.
Ryutsume: Naruto fodders
Round 19 - ryubustercaleuitanlucalaa is the winner!
Much to everyone's surprise, the old man's will... (Booth, Limp, Wreck)
Manigoldo: was to have his corpse burned by Dio Brando.
ryubustercaleuitanlucalaa: Urek branzino
Tobi92: was to be like Dio Brando, he stepped out of his death bed and kicked everyone's ass while screaming WRYYYYYYY
J: was a coyote
Round 18 - Manigoldo is the winner!
As the tornado approached, the family decided it was time to... (Mule, Wacky, Pass)
Ryutsume: stop the time. ZA WARUDO!
Manigoldo: take a selfie with it. Let's smile, tornado!
ryubustercaleuitanlucalaa: escape to Mexico with 15 other families riding a mule with wacky step. Hacia México y más allá
J: CONGA!
Round 17 - Tobi92 is the winner!
You aren't going to believe this, but I just saw... (Scab, Rich, Snuggle)
ryubustercaleuitanlucalaa: due lumache che trombano maleducatamente sulla panchina di quel barbone che si sta mangiando le caccole
Ryutsume: my uncle that bought the remake of Pokemon Ruby but you can't see it because my uncle went in a tripi in Svervegia
Tobi92: Rufy getting raped by Doflamingo must have committed suicide.
J: a mozzarella walking through the street! Man, he was such a gentleman
Round 16 - Ryutsume is the winner!
The child began throwing a temper tantrum after... (Pipe, Mild, Squeak)
Manigoldo: Pipino and Merry smoked all his pipes. Fuck to Gandalf the Grey and Sauron, he just wanted to have a cigar
Ryutsume: had thought it was milk but it was Dio Brando https://0-media-cdn.foolz.us/ffuuka/board/...77492979092.jpg
ryubustercaleuitanlucalaa: una volta mio zio mi portò in un vicolo mi diede qualcosa che mi paralizzò e poi non so ho ricordi confusi... ma mi ha fatto male... da quel momento non lo vidi più e sto iniziando a dubitare che sia mio zio
Tobi92: Kakashi's Sharingan was stolen by Madara, serves him right.
Round 15 - Manigoldo is the winner!
A dog walked into the bar. The bartender looked up and... (Hunger, Greasy, Hobble)
J: down and up'n'down and up'n'down oh yeah baby this is my territory. Then the dog walked out.
ryubustercaleuitanlucalaa: per rispondere alla domanda di manigoldo: perchè pyro fa ridere sempre e comunque e potrei farti mille esempi tipo " pyro scendendo le scale viene stuprato da una bottiglia di latte" lo so che fa ridere. fa ridere quasi quanto un parrucchiere pakistano
Tobi92: saw The Hound, which decided to put a sword up his ass since he was denied some chicken
Manigoldo: put him into the oven. Dio Brando has returned, modafakka!
Round 14 - J is the winner!
On the frozen tundra of Siberia... (Nozzle, Precious, Tug)
ryubustercaleuitanlucalaa: are ibernating the primitive fodders of the naruto section
J: fuck that shit russians are fodders siberia doesn't exist
Ryutsume: pyro is "fighting" against tentacles
Manigoldo: Putin put Ivankov and Von Clay at forced labor. He's not homophobe anyway, it's them who are gay.
Round 13 - ryubustercaleuitanlucalaa is the winner!
Thomas Edison invented the light bulb, phonograph, and... (Admiral, Worst, Read)
Tobi92: Sea Stone, PX, Artificial Devil Fruits and more, a fucking Vegapunk!
ryubustercaleuitanlucalaa: admiral kizaru XD XD XD comunque avevo letto pornograph lol
Ryutsume: One Piece Admirals
J: alaa flavour perizoma
Round 12 - J is the winner!
At football games, teenagers would crawl under the bleachers and... (Maniac, Antique, Dot)
J: potato
Tobi92: fap while looking under girls' skirts
Manigoldo: get raped by a passer-by Hisoka, badass maniac in the ass.
Ryutsume: Narutoers are maniac
Round 11 - ryubustercaleuitanlucalaa is the winner!
In one of his lesser known theories, Einstein explained why... (Family, Disgusting, Jingle)
Tobi92: fodders are born, apparently it is due to excessive views of Kishimoto's latest shitwork, Narutto.
Ryutsume: Ichigo has all of Bleach species innside him. Just as planned
ryubustercaleuitanlucalaa: Naruto is disgusting. The answer is found by dividing to the dung the square root of guy fawkes.
Manigoldo: in equality of beauty, older women are more attractive than younger ones. He explains that, as the trees have more circles as their age increases, humans create a curvatures of the space-time every year, and this curvatures make men go crazy. That damn Einstein had understood everything.
Round 10 - Manigoldo is the winner!
I cashed in my credit card bonus points and bought... (Gig, Stiff, Offend)
ryubustercaleuitanlucalaa: the Doraemon's vibrator, his new ciuski for adults. With this I'll win the Kalos' league
J: a Giga Susanna... Then at home, i found out it was pink. Damn, even Sasuke's better.
Tobi92: Pokémon Stiff and Pokémon Dick, this time they bested themselves and the starters are even more horrible than the previous generations, and the shape is strange too...
Manigoldo: all the volumes of Fairy Tail. One week later, after I had read of the friendship punch, I returned to claim all my credit card bonus to buy a brush. Useless but still better of every fight of Natsu.
Round 9 - J is the winner!
Great. Someone stole my... (Acne, Unique, Rip)
Manigoldo: daughter's acne... she had let it on the bedside table and someone took it... she won't be fuckin' complaining about it anymore, that little bitch.
Ryutsume: personal narwhal-car that I will use to hit Pyro in the tower during Gerri Scotti's quiz
ryubustercaleuitanlucalaa: Unique Pyro rip by Tobi's indian monsters
J: anti-fodder spray.
Round 8 - Tobi92 is the winner!
In Canada, people are significantly outnumbered by... (Beak, Violet, Tie)
J: flying ties... They butcher them with sharp beaks while vomiting butter
Tobi92: Kars squirrels, those poor little things need a lot of food these days, winter is coming!
ryubustercaleuitanlucalaa: tie puppets depicting X then throw against unicorn dung
Ryutsume: hodor's fan and cthulhufollowers
Round 7 - Tobi92 is the winner!
Above the fireplace, the family proudly displayed... (Toga, Secure, Ding)
J: Togashi's head. Fuckin bastard, next time you'll hiatus my ass
Tobi92: a set of little girls' pussies to make X overflow with joy
Ryutsume: TOGAshi
Manigoldo: the whole saga of Naruto, and they danced about the volumes before burning them. Wait, I had read Togashi in spite of toga-...
Round 6 - Ryutsume is the winner!
James Bond was particularly fond of... (Wall, Saintly, Raise)
Ryutsume: flirt with walls while raising the experience of his character in his favorite videogame
Tobi92: babes staring with him
ryubustercaleuitanlucalaa: to his cousin James Buster before he was hit by a wall
Manigoldo: James Bond. He could spend whole days watching his own movies.
Round 5 - Tobi92 is the winner!
The gym was full of stairclimbers, treadmills, and... (Trumpet, Artificial, Blaze)
Manigoldo: a stairway to heaven. Sriously, who needs tapis roulant when you can run to reach the heaven?
J: artificial cows.
ryubustercaleuitanlucalaa: il parrucchiere pakistano con il cancro che si trova all'angolo che è venuto a spiare l'amante di sua sorella per controllare che non voglia rovinare il natale
Tobi92: sex machines?
Round 4 - Ryutsume is the winner!
The tribe's chief refused to sign the peace treaty after... (Rink, Taboo, Waltz)
J: seeing the others dancing a waltzer in a rink while playing taboo
ryubustercaleuitanlucalaa: An Indian danced the waltz with Maria De Filippi in the rink
Ryutsume: she saw under the scotsman kilt. The sight traumatized her
Round 3 - J is the winner!
Under his kilt, a Scotsman is known to keep... (Bride, Emaciated, Shift)
J: another scotsman with another kilt.
Manigoldo: what they call "my big bagpipe", obviously.
Ryutsume: Can someone think of the children???
Round 2 - Ryutsume is the winner!
If at first you don't succeed... (Bladder, Proud, Camouflage)
Ryutsume: take a unicorn and fly into the chocolate world
Manigoldo: You should just camouflage yourself to look like an expert. If Maria De Filippi can seems a conductor, you can easily have success in it.
ryubustercaleuitanlucalaa: Try again and you will fail again. test a third time and you will succeed. Trust me. The bladder stand proud for you
Round 1 - Manigoldo is the winner!
My doctor told me I need to cut back on... (Salad, Magnetic, Sell)
J: magnetic salad. S'attacca all'apparecchio
ryubustercaleuitanlucalaa: sell the rare dust of magic brooms with wasp stings.
Manigoldo: eating magnetic items. Everytime I get stressed I begin to attract iron things like Magneto.